Hints for Austrians

Austrians clearly don't get the American psyche. They don't understand why Kurt Waldheim couldn't be in charge of the UN because of his Nazi past but Schwarzenegger can be in charge of California.

That's OK, Americans can't tell Austria from Australia.

But given that America likes to invade countries for reasons not far different from "You gave us an immigrant who looked like the savior of the Republican Party but who actually turned out to suck," Austrians might need to understand America. So here goes:

While Kurt was recording messages of peace for the aliens to be carried in space probes, Arnie was acting as a homicidal robot and blowing shit up. Penance doesn't work nearly as well as blowing shit up. Look at Clinton and Yugoslavia.

(Not to pick on Democrats. The only reason the Republicans don't try this is that excessive blowing-shit-up is usually the very thing they have to make penance for, as opposed to Democrats, who have to make penance for getting shitty blowjobs. Rimshot.)